ONE LINE WONDERS!

I have spent most of this fall teaching four, five, six and seven year olds. They provide me with a plethora of chuckles every day, or simply fill my heart.💓💓💓 Here are a few of the more memorable words uttered, that I remember, OR had time to write down.

When I told Brady to hurry up putting away his duotang, he looked up smiling, "I only have two hands."

Moi: Qui est-ce qui chante?
Élève en immersion: Someone!

Are you allowed to give us money for The Book Fair?

One Grade Two student wrote the number 4 backward on the Smart Board. Another "Smart" child remarked, "If we were on the OTHER side of the Smart Board, it wouldn't BE backward!"

Me: Why did you push Logan down?
Jackson:  He touched my coat.
Me:  Excuse me?
Jackson: But it's NEW. (He said this tearfully!)

Student:  You can say women are beautiful, but you can't say that about men!
Another student:  They can be "PERDY!"

Outside at recess:
James: To no one in particular, but miming this animal, yelled out, "I am a penguin!"
Another student running by: NO you are NOT!You're a kid.

Explaining to a class about saying "Excuse me", when passing in front of other people, the teacher asked for other words you could say in the same situation. Ben offered the following:  Please get out of my way?

Kindergartner: If you aren't here tomorrow, Madame, I will miss you!

Kindergartner: Madame, the bell actually just RANGDED!

Kindergartner:  Madame, I go to the After School Podium in the library, every day. 

Me: Julian, is Harry your brother?
Julian:  Patting his little hands all over his face, informs me "YES, but he doesn't have the SAME face as me!"

Me:  Do you want to hold the door?
Kindergartner:  SURE!

Me:  Why were you absent yesterday?
Kindergartner:  I was at home throwing up.

Kindergartner:  (Who was wearing a pair of pants that unzip at the knee, so they become shorts, and one leg had become unzipped.)  I look like a WEIRDO!!

Same Kindergartner: Madame, I need to TELL you a question.

Me: What do you have in your hair?  (He had a BIG green gob of something, stuck just above his ear.)
Kindergartner: I got into trouble at home, and I got SLIMED!

Me: What makes you sad? (We were discussing feelings.)
Kindergartner: When people TATTLE on me!!

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BONNE SEMAINE À TOUS!

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