Why is it that...?

Since I have gone paperless with Bell Mobility, I have been late paying my bill THREE times, something which never even occurred ONCE, when I received my bill by mail.  Their "system" error and NOT forgetfullness on my part, caused this last late payment. What REALLY irks me in all this?  I will probably be dinged late charges, which I have no intention of paying. Imagine ALL the other people who are not penny conscious like I am, who will pay their late bill charges even though they never received their bill by email either.  They will just think they were forgetful, MAUDIT!

I can never find a nail file when I need one? I keep one in my night table, another in my purse, another in my TV basket, one in the bathroom, one in my study... yet they have ALL miraculously disappeared into thin air when I go looking for ONE. Where did I finally lay my hands on one? In my traveling toiletries case.  FRANCHEMENT!

Why is that it takes me MORE time to get Vimy's MUTTLUK bootees on him, to go out walking, than it does to help dress nineteen, four and five year olds to go out at recess? PATIENCE!!!

Why is it that a four year old will argue black and blue with you, insisting that he/she is NOT wearing their snowpants to go home, when they have ABSOLUTELY no chance of winning that argument? 

Why is that on blue bin recycling day, when it happens to have snowed ALL day while you were at work, that the cover doesn't fall back into place, so that when you get home, you have to SHOVEL out your blue box, and not just your driveway?

Why is it January in November?  I got locked out of my house, and had to go fetch my spare key I had hidden outside. Where was it?  B+U+R+I+E+D  under over a foot of snow, in a sea of white in my back yard.  Did December fly by me, and I TOTALLY missed it?  PAS POSSIBLE!!   

Tis the season to be JOLLY.. I know.  Bah humbug!!😉😉

PS: Thanks to mon amie LC for the great poster quote :)