Those darn kids....

KINDERGARTEN/MATERNELLE

- After I made a little one reprint his letter, he does it, looks up at me and says, "Happy?"

- Can you name an animal? Tony - Yeah, I want to name him Sam!

- Emily - You pick a name out of the box, to be your helper today, BUT you CAN'T look!

- I am going to draw a horse on a Harley.  Seeing my look of slight skepticism, adds, "SERIOUSLY!"

- Kids were returning their library books to class, from home. They had to put them in a basket which I couldn't find anywhere in the classroom. When I asked,"Where do your library books go?", of course one child answered "To the library!"

 -  Upon hearing one child, complaining after recess that her leg was broken, I was informed by her VERY knowledgeable classmate, " She always does that, every day!"

-  Talking about some books from Scholastic, the little one informed me, "I paided them first, and then I readed them."

PREMIÈRE ANNÉE

 - Qu'est-ce que tu fais Samuel? Samuel me répond: Je ne parle pas à toi.

  - Antoine -  Calie est tombéee au gymnase, mais c'est reglé! 

La tortue étant son animal préféré, la petite me dit, "Je l'aime assez beaucoup!"

GRADE 4 AND GRADE 5

I started to cough when passing my auditory headpiece to a hearing impaired student, so he could take it to his next class. "Don't cough on it!" he admonishes me.

Grade 5 - word association game - i.e. you say spring - they respond fall.  I said nose - one student said booger. 

Grade 5 English class in a French school - to the question "What would you do with a million dollars?" - Two responses stood out. Chelsea said, "I would buy shoes!"  Imelda Marcos the Third, that one, with my friend Listen Linda being Imelda Marcos the Second.

Felipe:  I would make a large robot dinosaur that spits fire, and POOPS money!

BONNE SEMAINE À TOUS!