Don't go to a bank first thing in the morning, on the third remaining business day of the month. Just don't. Or if you do, be prepared for long lineups because seniors have received their pension cheques.
I didn't know that when I dropped into my bank. I had to go to make a large cash withdrawal. There were a dozen people ahead of me, eight more quickly lined up behind me, and four more waiting for seated service. I overheard one woman telling another how she'd only had time to throw on her clothes and wash her face, before catching her lift in. I could have told her she forgot something... her TEETH! I didn't say a word. :) She looked kinda cute without them.
I thought " I am here for a while!" It went surprisingly fast though, so I was in a great mood as I skipped down the back steps of the bank, only to be brought up short by furious barking from inside the minivan on my left. It was already a very warm day, and through the tinted windows I could see a little Shitzu type dog throwing himself at the window. I noticed right away that ALL the windows were closed tight. Not ONE was cracked open even an INCH. A gentleman sitting in a car on my right, told me the owner hadn't been gone very long. I knew he could be gone a while though, since they were so busy in the bank. I checked the car doors. They weren't locked. I was scared to let the dog out however, because he was so upset. My pet rescue last summer? I took the dog out, because he was half dead. I put him on my dog's leash, and waited for the police to show up. Not an option this time though.
I am impulsive, or so I have been told! Not spontaneous, but impulsive. So I marched back into the branch , and announced loudly, in both our official languages, that there was a dog in a car with the windows closed tight. I'd say at least 15 pairs of eyes ALL turned and stared at me, customers AND staff. No one said a word. No one came forward either. Coward! Then I stated just as loudly, "I am going to call the police." One woman at the wicket turned and said "Police Headquarters is right behind you." Oh yeah.... she was right. I had forgotten that fact.
As luck would have it, when I dashed back down the steps, I saw a young officer headed to his vehicle, from across the parking lot. I yelled and waved my arms. He was only 100 yards away and walked right over. I showed him the vehicle, and explained the situation. He was talking into his shoulder walkie-talkie when the IRATE, and do I mean IRATE owner comes out of the bank, y-e-l-l-i-n-g at me that he had only been gone a few minutes. That's what they ALL say.
I replied rather testily that had the windows been cracked open, I would not have interfered. I ask the officer if he concurs, that the windows needed to be left cracked open. He does concur. He is as cute as a button by the way! Oh to be twenty again...SIGH, SIGH. Anyway, I thank him and hightail it out of there. Jiminy Cricket is parked around the corner, and as I leave, I see the owner being lectured to by the police officer. The owner may forget my face, but if he'd seen Jiminy Cricket, he would remember me for sure! No need to get him all riled up again now, is there, every time he sees a green Mazda?