For the first time in my life, I went into the sand trap on three different holes, while golfing nine holes in an invitational tournament. ARRGH!
We have been having a heat wave here for the last month. My back yard neighbour has a beautiful above ground pool. Up until yesterday I had never seen a single, solitary soul swim in that pool. Yesterday I saw my neighbour IN his pool. However, he was NOT swimming in it. He was standing in his pool, waist high, P=A=I=N=T=I=N=G the fencing around it.
For the first time in my life, I had an emergency vehicle parked in my yard, and it WAS NOT an emergency.
By the way, it is for sale. Anyone interested in turning this vehicle into a FOOD TRUCK?
GROUNDHOG UPDATE
Revisiting my poor little sunflower plants that he nearly nibbled to death.
Here is a picture of my sunflower plants TODAY - TALLER than me.
So my strategy of smoking the critter out ( figuratively speaking only, of course) WORKED!!!! I know for a fact that the groundhog has moved on because my neighbour next door, Blair, informed me last night that a groundhog has dug himself a home under HIS shed.
OMG, I had a hard time keeping a straight face as I told him how the creature had been living under MY shed until recently. I laughed and laughed, and so did Blair actually, as I recounted how I gotten rid of my tenant by "dousing" his lair.
Blair might have to follow the same procedure that I did! It will be a heck of a lot easier for him though. SHEESH! MEN get all the breaks.
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