... do you have to heat your home in the morning, because the temperature went below 0 degrees Celsius. By midday OF THE SAME DAY, you have to turn ON the air conditioning in your car, because the temperature has climbed to 26 degrees Celsius!
... one of Canada's poorest provinces, do ALL the students who notice I have a Fitbit, have an upscale version of mine. I have to ask them for the time! We are talking E-L-E-M-E-N-T-A-R-Y school here!
... can you split your forehead open, right between the eyes, on this piece of playground equipment, when you are in Kindergarten. That is because you ARE NOT supposed to be able to WALK up to the upper part of this 'whatchamacallit", but in NB, you CAN!
PLUS, it has at least six inches of ice in it. I won't even mention the snow in the woods, on the other side of the fence. Apparently we only had about seventeen feet dumped on us this past winter. I PROMISE NOT to write anymore about winter. ENOUGH SAID!!
O Lovely Lady. Again, such a way with words. As you say,only in N.B. Look at it this way, you are so AWESOME at giving all of us a great look at your humorous side. Keep them coming, I love them.
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