Did you know that...

brussel sprouts EXPLODE almost immediately in your microwave, when you try to warm them up?

you should always use a shopping cart in a store?  Don't load up your arms with bottles of Palmolive dish detergent.  Those caps aren't always on tight, and they leak.  All over!  All over your arm, your coat, and your hands when you try to clean up the mess. They don't have anything at the cash to help you to get those green gobs off your coat either.  You can even end up TASTING the soap, if you aren't careful and put your hands to your face.

you have to separate those green, perforated dogie do bags BEFORE you go out for a walk?   On a bitterly cold day, you need BOTH hands to pull on the perforation. Once separated, you need BOTH hands to open one end, IF you can see which end is the one you need to open.  Did I mention you have to take your gloves or mitts off? It is impossible to open otherwise. So by now BOTH your hands are frozen. You put your hand in the bag, to pick up the deposit, and realize the bag is TOO small.  If you succeed in picking up your dog's bomb, there is no room to tie the ends together, so you are walking around with an open poop bag.  Get my drift here?  DON'T buy these bags!


this little fancy, two pronged brush is meant to clean your dental appliance, and is NOT meant to clean the grime around your faucets?




3 comments:

  1. I have some good bags in the truck, will save them for you. As I am usually in the country, seldom use them. About 500. A box. Tooth brushes have a thousand and one uses. Very good for getting boot wax in stitching of out door boots. You are funny. Hugs

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  2. Aren't you sweet! Thank you!

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