...I can remember ALL SIXTEEN digits of my ATM bank card, BUT I can't remember to take the dang card out of the machine when I make a withdrawal? I ratttled off the numbers to the receptionist at the bank, after giving her my name, when I went back to get my card. Duh!
... some dog owners get SO, SO upset when your dog wants to meet THEIR dog? Don't they know that dogs are social animals?
... I was given a HUGE sleep apnea monitor, which weighed a ton on my chest, had a dead battery in the morning, but that when I returned it the next day was told T-H-E-N, "We should have given you a SMALLER one. We will have to do this again." ARRGH!
... when someone asks you where you got "such-and-such a gadget, or small item", you say "Here, take mine. I can get more!" Maybe it is because you have SO MUCH, and they don't? "For it is in giving that we receive."
... you don't bat an eye when SOMEONE ELSE'S dog tosses his cookies in the back seat of your car.
Hey, I was just happy he didn't get Vimy!
... you don't bat an eye when SOMEONE ELSE'S dog tosses his cookies in the back seat of your car.
Hey, I was just happy he didn't get Vimy!
... when children at school ask me my age, I usually reply, "That question is too personal." Yet, when I want to show off my flexibility in the gym with yoga poses, I suddenly have no problem telling them I am sixty-two years old. "Pride goeth before a fall."
... BURSTING into tears when I got stopped for speeding, DID NOT work this time? Maybe it was because Jiminy Cricket and I were doing 90 KMH in a 50 KMH zone!!! The poor, sweet, darling, handsome and ever so kind police officer HAD to fine me. He was almost apologetic. I haven't had a speeding ticket in FORTY years. MEA CULPA, MEA CULPA, MEA CULPA! Mais maudit, ça pince le portefeuille!!!! 172 50$
... Canada Post STILL can't get their keys to work for the Super Boxes? Those of you who followed all my misadventures of a year ago, when I had moved into an apartment for a short time, may remember that I blogged more than once about my "Mail Box Blues." I ended up being issued FOUR sets of keys in the space of less than three months, for my mailbox. I retained that SAME box when I moved to my own home. I quote from my blog of January 24th, which ended with "Any dibs on my getting another set of keys before the end of winter? W..e...l...l..., I received this letter in the mail from Canada Post, along with..... my FIFTH set of keys. Tis laughable!!!
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