En deuxième année, une petite dans la classe ou je remplace, s'approche et me demande "Sais-tu ou je vais pour mon activité du Carnaval?" Je devine comme il faut, en répondant "Aux quilles?" Elle est toute impressionnée, et me dit "Hey, t'es bonne toi!"
Ensuite, elle me pose la question suivante "Sais-tu combien de dodos avant ma fête?" Là, j'ai choisi le chiffre cinq, complètement au hasard et elle est étonnée. "Hey, t'es vraiment bonne toi! Je peux te donner un collé-collé?" Vous savez sans aucun doute, ce que je lui ai répondue!
A Grade two student, climbing up an eight foot snow drift in the primary playground area after a snowstorm on the first day of spring , says "One thing, this AIN'T spring!"
A very mature Grade Two student tells her fellow classmates at her table, that when she lost a tooth recently, (They were all discussing the veracity of Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, etc.), the Tooth Fairy left her $20.00 under her pillow. The little guy next to her declares, "Wow, that must have been a BIG tooth!"
Overheard during art class, by the sweetest looking little girl in Grade Two, telling her seatmates , "My mother is stupid and lazy!" I got to the bottom of that comment very quickly, by having a little chat with her in the hall. Pauvre chouette!
Her remark did remind me of when my daugther was ten, and told me with great indignation, "You are the MEANEST, UGLIEST AND FATTEST mother in the world!" It is those times that you remind yourself that it is NOT you whom they hate, but the power you have to THWART them. I have always loved that word "thwart!"
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