I no longer own a house that I have been trying to sell for almost two and one half years. I have been bought out, and I couldn't be happier than a pig in S&?* or a clam at high tide!
At the end of February, when I received my buyout, I went to the bank. As I handed over the cheque to be deposited, I told the cashier "This is the largest cheque I have EVER received in my name alone. Furthermore, this is the FOURTH happiest day of my life! She so totally, totally deadpanned it when she replied "You must have had three children then." I smiled, told I had had two children, but didn't tell her what the third happiest day of my life had been. Then I made my request and told her what I wanted to do with some of the money. She laughed... and laughed. She said it was the first time she had heard "that one!"
I had told my lawyer's secretary what I was going to do when I received the money. She replied " You have lost it!" My son chuckled and said, "Go for it Mom!" My daughter thought it hilarious when I sent her the picture.
So here is what I did with some of the money!
$1000 in five dollar bills!
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