I wanted to SCREAM....

with laughter when this happened in class today, but I had to control myself. It was S-0-0-0-0 hard though.

I was in a Grade One class.  The students were seated at my feet, sharing their "news" one by one. One little fellow said, with a grimace "I am going to ANOTHER wedding.  It will be my second". Before I could ask him a question, he declared vehemently "I am losing my nuts!"

Well, it took me a second to react, after I had picked up my jaw off the floor.  I am sure he wanted to say "I am losing my mind", OR "I am going nuts", however, that is NOT what came out of his mouth.  As I tried frantically to collect my thoughts and ask him where the wedding was, (Halifax, by the way!), I heard and saw the little girl behind him, point to her lap and say "I don't think he's talking about those things!"  OMG - I had such a hard time not rolling on the floor with laughter.

I spent the rest of the day laughing to myself, everytime I thought about it. It even kept me from getting upset when I discovered I had lost a 'humongous" filling from my lower right molar, seemingly overnight.  I don't know how THAT happened.  I never even noticed such a big chunk of filling fall out.  Come to think of it though, I did find my homemade granola extra crunchy yesterday morning.  Sorry.... I just couldn't resist saying that. I want to end this blog as I started it.  How? Laughing myself silly!